Ingrillquat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, temperamental fairy.

Ingrillquat created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingrillquat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ingrillquat, he will turn you into a frog.

Ingrillquat's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Ingrillquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think ill of sick geese.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not take Ingrillquat's name in vain.