Funkipbod is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, dishonest capybara.

Funkipbod created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funkipbod, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Funkipbod, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Funkipbod's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Funkipbod's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green badgers for they are unholy.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Respect your elders.