Quagdusshad is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, compassionate tapir.

Quagdusshad created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagdusshad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quagdusshad, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Quagdusshad's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Quagdusshad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Retreat if five birds approach from the south.

4. Quagdusshad must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not speak about spinach.