Quagdusshad is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, compassionate
tapir.
Quagdusshad created the Sun seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Quagdusshad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Quagdusshad, she will say rude things about you at parties.
Quagdusshad's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.
Quagdusshad's Holy Commandments1. Always help grasshopers.
2. Never laugh in holy places.
3. Retreat if five birds approach from the south.
4. Quagdusshad must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Do not speak about spinach.