Cenlibtik Zakmegmis is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, annoying hedgehog.

Cenlibtik Zakmegmis created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cenlibtik Zakmegmis, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cenlibtik Zakmegmis, it will destroy your home planet.

Cenlibtik Zakmegmis' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Cenlibtik Zakmegmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Always look after injured snakes.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not wear white clothing.