Dadmitgubpom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, awe-inspiring butterfly.

Dadmitgubpom created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadmitgubpom, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dadmitgubpom, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dadmitgubpom's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Dadmitgubpom's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three capybaras approach from the west.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Retreat if nine goats approach from the north.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must love Dadmitgubpom.