Monnel is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil gorilla.

Monnel created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monnel, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Monnel, she will refuse to believe in you.

Monnel's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Monnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to monkeys while wearing violet corsets.

2. Do not kill tapirs.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Always look after injured ants.

5. Never wear mauve ear rings.