Didripsas is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, vain turtle.

Didripsas created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didripsas, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Didripsas, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Didripsas' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Didripsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt grasshopers.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Didripsas must be the most important thing in your life.