Quafwadlig is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, smart cobra.

Quafwadlig created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafwadlig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quafwadlig, it will turn you into a mouse.

Quafwadlig's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Quafwadlig's Holy Commandments

1. Quafwadlig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.