Mankanfom is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, almighty crow.

Mankanfom created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mankanfom, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mankanfom, he will try to impress you with trees.

Mankanfom's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Mankanfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green ear rings.

2. Never hurt eagles.

3. Never bounce near pigs.

4. Never paint your chest white.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.