Quafwabsinmip is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humorless wasp.

Quafwabsinmip created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafwabsinmip, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Quafwabsinmip, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Quafwabsinmip's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Quafwabsinmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never mention tapirs.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quafwabsinmip.

5. Erect nine copper sculptures of Quafwabsinmip on top of important buildings.
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