Hangoffob is a god.

It takes the form of a small, caring pig.

Hangoffob created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hangoffob, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hangoffob, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hangoffob's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Hangoffob's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hangoffob.