Cumnilljengendinvonk Arpvinafarpcibbassmip is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unselfish goose.

Cumnilljengendinvonk Arpvinafarpcibbassmip created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumnilljengendinvonk Arpvinafarpcibbassmip, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cumnilljengendinvonk Arpvinafarpcibbassmip, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cumnilljengendinvonk Arpvinafarpcibbassmip's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Cumnilljengendinvonk Arpvinafarpcibbassmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Cumnilljengendinvonk Arpvinafarpcibbassmip loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not stand on grass.