Hatcublan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable raven.

Hatcublan created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatcublan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hatcublan, she will boil you in a big pot.

Hatcublan's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Hatcublan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about cats.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Hide from turquoise sheep for they are unholy.

5. Do not cook food in pots.