Villipnart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, witless hummingbird.

Villipnart created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Villipnart, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Villipnart, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Villipnart's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Villipnart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sheep.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.