Jadgupfut Gigpitlim is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, humorless hare.

Jadgupfut Gigpitlim created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadgupfut Gigpitlim, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jadgupfut Gigpitlim, she will not care at all.

Jadgupfut Gigpitlim's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Jadgupfut Gigpitlim's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jadgupfut Gigpitlim.