Hogdibgar is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, happy wasp.

Hogdibgar created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Hogdibgar, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hogdibgar, she will turn you into a worm.

Hogdibgar's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Hogdibgar's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine voles approach from the north.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Worship no other gods but Hogdibgar.

5. Do not commit murder.