Fadyiktetti is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful mole.

Fadyiktetti created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadyiktetti, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fadyiktetti, it will ignore you.

Fadyiktetti's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fadyiktetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

2. Feed all hungry manatees.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about stars.