Tabnellop is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, all-powerful manatee.

Tabnellop created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabnellop, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tabnellop, he will turn you into a snail.

Tabnellop's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Tabnellop's Holy Commandments

1. Tabnellop loves snails, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.