Tigcutzakbass is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, sage wyvern.

Tigcutzakbass created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigcutzakbass, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tigcutzakbass, he will think nothing of it.

Tigcutzakbass' most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tigcutzakbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Hide from indigo mites for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about cats.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect five carbon sculptures of Tigcutzakbass on top of important buildings.