Tenmantam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, moody cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Tenmantam created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenmantam, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tenmantam, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tenmantam's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Tenmantam's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Always help sick swans.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Always take life seriously.