Flanjamlop is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unselfish centipede.

Flanjamlop created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Flanjamlop, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flanjamlop, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Flanjamlop's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Flanjamlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never wear magenta shoes.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never paint your head brown.