Gabgarxendin is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, duplicitous lion.

Gabgarxendin created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gabgarxendin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gabgarxendin, it will cry a lot.

Gabgarxendin's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Gabgarxendin's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always look after injured mites.

5. Do not drink alcohol.