Ligbomget is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, charitable monkey.

Ligbomget created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligbomget, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ligbomget, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Ligbomget's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Ligbomget's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray shoes.

2. Do not hurt ants.

3. Never skip in the presence of porpoises.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.