Barnhogfod is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, narcissistic warg.

Barnhogfod created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Barnhogfod, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Barnhogfod, she will send minions to preach to you.

Barnhogfod's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Barnhogfod's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.