Gumdidrak is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, loving frog.

Gumdidrak created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Gumdidrak, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gumdidrak, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gumdidrak's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Gumdidrak's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.