Flatbapcancum Liglopvog is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, kind cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Flatbapcancum Liglopvog created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flatbapcancum Liglopvog, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flatbapcancum Liglopvog, it will torture you forever.

Flatbapcancum Liglopvog's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Flatbapcancum Liglopvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Erect eight silver sculptures of Flatbapcancum Liglopvog on top of important buildings.

3. Flatbapcancum Liglopvog must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Feed all hungry snails.