Komflabyak is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, strong sheep.

Komflabyak created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komflabyak, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Komflabyak, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Komflabyak's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Komflabyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not kill grasshopers.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Never think ill of sick otters.