Babtannakyam Flagganrowbest is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, annoying owl.

Babtannakyam Flagganrowbest created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babtannakyam Flagganrowbest, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Babtannakyam Flagganrowbest, she will turn you into a dog.

Babtannakyam Flagganrowbest's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Babtannakyam Flagganrowbest's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never look in ponds.