Cennarldit is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, emotional octopus.

Cennarldit created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cennarldit, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cennarldit, she will be very unhappy.

Cennarldit's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Cennarldit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Cennarldit loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about fire.