Jad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, kind meerkat.

Jad created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Jad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Jad, she will refuse to believe in you.

Jad's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Jad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Seals are not to be trusted.

5. Always help moths in need.