Fetdabtipdag is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthinking wasp.

Fetdabtipdag created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Fetdabtipdag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fetdabtipdag, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fetdabtipdag's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Fetdabtipdag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.