Arfgessmob is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, charitable
jackal.
Arfgessmob created light seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Arfgessmob, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Arfgessmob, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Arfgessmob's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.
Arfgessmob's Holy Commandments1. Never go into orange rooms.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Never sing near dogs.