Rillfubfod is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, fast bear.

Rillfubfod created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillfubfod, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rillfubfod, he will turn you into a tree.

Rillfubfod's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Rillfubfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Always treat eagles with great respect.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.