Sabarncin is a god.

She takes the form of a small, witless turtle.

Sabarncin created dark matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabarncin, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sabarncin, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sabarncin's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Sabarncin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never paint your neck turquoise.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not eat turnips.