Nibcidgod is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, annoying beaver.

Nibcidgod created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibcidgod, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nibcidgod, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nibcidgod's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Nibcidgod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not kill horses.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nibcidgod.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.