Kimbasttam is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-assured troll.

Kimbasttam created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kimbasttam, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kimbasttam, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Kimbasttam's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Kimbasttam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Kimbasttam must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Never look at planets.