Sadganster is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, passionate weasel.

Sadganster created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadganster, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sadganster, it will laugh at you.

Sadganster's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Sadganster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

3. Retreat if three turtles approach from the east.

4. Never sit in the presence of otters.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.