Bummilnad is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, awe-inspiring narwhal.

Bummilnad created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bummilnad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bummilnad, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bummilnad's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bummilnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snakes.

2. You must love Bummilnad.

3. Always treat sharks with great respect.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not hurt cats.