Megdumhog is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing newt.

Megdumhog created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megdumhog, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Megdumhog, she will turn you into a snail.

Megdumhog's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Megdumhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Always help bats in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Never skip in the presence of whales.

5. Never think ill of sick turtles.