Shavbotwad is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful crane.

Shavbotwad created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavbotwad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Shavbotwad, it will turn you into a snail.

Shavbotwad's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Shavbotwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.