Fedgetgon is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-assured turtle.

Fedgetgon created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedgetgon, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fedgetgon, she will manifest in front of you.

Fedgetgon's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fedgetgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fedgetgon.

4. Never write about planets.

5. You must pray to Fedgetgon seven times a day.