Danhugtin is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unfair zebra.

Danhugtin created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Danhugtin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Danhugtin, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Danhugtin's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Danhugtin's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not hurt dolphins.

4. You must pray to Danhugtin nine times a day.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.