Listkab is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able meerkat.

Listkab created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listkab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Listkab, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Listkab's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Listkab's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.