Flagdinster is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-powerful centipede.

Flagdinster created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagdinster, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flagdinster, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Flagdinster's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Flagdinster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always help moths in need.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not take Flagdinster's name in vain.