Poghapbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a small, contented snail.

Poghapbiss created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Poghapbiss, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Poghapbiss, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Poghapbiss' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Poghapbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Retreat if eight sharks approach from the west.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.