Fed is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy jackal.

Fed created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fed, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fed, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fed's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fed's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Erect four nickel sculptures of Fed on top of important buildings.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Fed on top of all buildings.