Matgubmatlibvaglag is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, weak goblin.

Matgubmatlibvaglag created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Matgubmatlibvaglag, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Matgubmatlibvaglag, it will think nothing of it.

Matgubmatlibvaglag's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Matgubmatlibvaglag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt aardvarks.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not kill dogs.