Wabyakdon is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, passionate tapir.

Wabyakdon created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Wabyakdon, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wabyakdon, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Wabyakdon's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Wabyakdon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Wabyakdon's priests.

2. Always look after injured capybaras.

3. Always help cats.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wabyakdon.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.