Gunhudbaf Bamzanfon is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, quiet jellyfish.

Gunhudbaf Bamzanfon created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gunhudbaf Bamzanfon, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gunhudbaf Bamzanfon, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Gunhudbaf Bamzanfon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Gunhudbaf Bamzanfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt foxes.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. You must love Gunhudbaf Bamzanfon.