Bedkapnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, fast snake.

Bedkapnarl created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedkapnarl, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bedkapnarl, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bedkapnarl's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bedkapnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Horses are not to be trusted.